Pianos Become The Teeth

Baltimore, MD

Tour Merch

What would you all like to see other than T-Shirts and records (obviously, we will have those)? We are old men who are out of the loop with what people want. 

  1. butter-spreadenson said: Stickers are cool.
  2. cityorchards said: patches and hats that aren’t flat brims
  3. thecarlandonly said: Beautifully sad-looking zip hoodies. Pretty please.
  4. weweresvpposedtostayyovng said: Coozies and air fresheners.
  5. thirsty--and--miserable said: Beer koozies
  6. somethingadversary said: stickers are always a cheap but good idea. I would love to represent you guys by placing it on my amplifier and other things material possessions i take out often!
  7. callinallcreeps said: A minamalist black and white pull-over hoodie, PLEASE.
  8. collin-cooper said: Patches!
  9. burialonthepresidio said: beer koozie!
  10. bonesandall said: Backpatches, Banners
  11. marmushka said: underwear, patches, tapes
  12. elite-knights said: stickers/ patches/ beer bottle openers
  13. rebelxalliance said: Beer koozie, patches, and beanies.
  14. cooperisabarrelmaker said: patches and tapes.
  15. apostcardorapurpose said: Hats and tapes!
  16. noncontactvisit said: condoms
  17. jamesmikelly said: Trucker hats and thongs.
  18. oister77 said: Scarfs
  19. thetreesareenergy said: beer koozies, patches, LP bags
  20. morethanstone said: crewnecks!
  21. monkpunx said: Beanies!
  22. careafornia said: Patches!!
  23. wimp-lo said: burritos
  24. ciswhitemalebloodmouth said: Patches!
  25. nathanielowens said: underwear.
  26. lifeintheafterglow said: A couple hoodie styles would be sweet!
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